Wednesday, August 15, 2007
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Maria was spotted recently in that den of celebrity excess, The Hamptons. She was attending a Victoria's Secret launch event. She hung out with some of those models who dress like angels. Check this picture out. It may haunt your dreams for the next few weeks:
If my Photoshop was working I'd be sorely tempted to replace the background with a bed. If only!
Speaking of, anybody else get the feeling there are no real houses in the Hamptons, only giant warehouses for companies to hold PR events?
Maria recently attended the Spike TV Video Game Awards, held in that gaming mecca of Los Angeles. Now I had a whole bit ready about her glamorous outfit and how she didn't exactly match the mental picture of gaming inside of my head. You know, XXXL Halo shirt, knee shorts, maybe a Mario tattoo somewhere unmentionable.
However, my computer busted along with my Photoshop. And the pictures of her at the event are just too big and ornery to post here. I did, creepily, find a foot fetish site that claimed to have a picture of her entering the event from the ankle down. Without further adieu:
Now, I ask you, are these the feet of a gamer!? Where's the bulbous blue splotches due to years of atrophy?