Maria recently attended the Spike TV Video Game Awards, held in that gaming mecca of Los Angeles. Now I had a whole bit ready about her glamorous outfit and how she didn't exactly match the mental picture of gaming inside of my head. You know, XXXL Halo shirt, knee shorts, maybe a Mario tattoo somewhere unmentionable.
However, my computer busted along with my Photoshop. And the pictures of her at the event are just too big and ornery to post here. I did, creepily, find a foot fetish site that claimed to have a picture of her entering the event from the ankle down. Without further adieu:
Now, I ask you, are these the feet of a gamer!? Where's the bulbous blue splotches due to years of atrophy?